Uncle Profit Backstory

Uncle Profit Backstory

Lawns were trimmed to military precision, hedges sculpted into swans, and the neighbourhood watch reported a suspicious car if it was so much as even slightly dusty.

Among these proud suburbanites lived Uncle Profit, a retired veteran turned lawn care perfectionist, whose weekends revolved around barbecues, fertiliser ratios, and passive-aggressive HOA meetings.

But everything changed the day the gnomes arrived.

At first, they were just tacky little ornaments dotting neighbours' gardens. Then they multiplied. Fast.

No one knew how. No one knew why. But by summer’s end, the town was crawling with misfit gnomes; boozy, cocky, mischievous, and wild.

Some partied in the birdbaths. Others did bicep curls with flowerpots. One of them definitely stole Mrs. Henderson’s cat.

The authorities did nothing. The HOA turned a blind eye. And so, one man took matters into his own hands.

Armed with a trusty shotgun, a bad attitude, and a lifelong grudge against disorder, Uncle Profit declared war on the porcelain menace.

His mission? Wipe the grinning little pests from the pristine suburbia of Garden Grove and restore peace, order, and proper hedge symmetry to the neighbourhood.

What began as lawn maintenance…

…became an all-out suburban showdown.

Can you help Uncle Profit finally take back his turf? Or will the gnomes turn your peaceful cul-de-sac into a porcelain battlefield?

Grab your hedge trimmers, crank up the Scatter Boost, and lock n’ load. It’s Gnome Shootin' time!

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Jun 13, 2025

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Print Studios is a casino game studio that delivers high-quality slot games, specifically tailored to casino enthusiasts in search of deeper gameplay. All games are built in-house by an international team with years of experience of game development in the industry.

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St Julian’s STJ 3154

Malta

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